Ode to my banana

An Ode

Radio Announcer: Thank you for tuning in today. We are here in GLPS to celebrate National Poetry Month. In just a moment, the nation's poet laureate,my banana, will read a poem about a(n) banana. And here is my  banana .

my  banana : Thank you, everyone. This is a very crazy poem I wrote about a(n) banana.

An Ode to a(n) banana

A banana is as big and stupid.
It reminds me of small brains murdering.
O, the banana. O, the banana!
What do weird people think when they see you for the first time?
Perhaps they know there are happy days ahead.
O, the banana. O, the banana!
For some, you are fat, but for others, you are brain-damaged.
If we are killing, we pause when we think of you.
May you always exist.
O, the banana. O, the banana!
The end.

Radio Announcer: On behalf of the poets, thank you for existing.

Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter essay

                                             Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter

      In this movie by 김기덕 , (during the spring part) a boy monk ties a frog , a snake, and a fish to a small rock. They have immense difficulty and the fish and snake die because of the rock. An older monk ties him to a rock the size of his arm trying to teach him to learn the same way. He orders him to find the animals. He frees the frog and bury the rest. I have a same experience. 

      A year ago in summer break, I brought a few small crabs from some wetlands. It died in 1 week. If I had left there it probably lived for a few more months. I feel sorry for the crabs. I learned not to play with nature after that. Because my mom first recommended it, I didn`t get any punishment. I hadn`t known the consequences. So I don`t think I deserve the punishment. 

       Also I have witnessed and have prevented the same crime on that same day. A six- year- boy was playing with a crab and was about to kill it. I told the boy not to do it and kept an eye on him. After a few warnings, he stopped. I am still proud of that moment when I think of it now. 

        In my opinion of the movie, I think the old monk was a little too harsh. He should have told him to find the animals without the rope. Some parts were weird though. The old monk appearing on the land when there was no boat, turning candles of with his hand, and the bedroom with no walls. I will recommend only the first 15min to kids. The rest, my teacher says is for adults.

Metafiction

On a dark stormy night, a man woke up from his sleep. He was a little psychic, so he predicted that he would have a bad future. He got himself some bodyguards.    It was another dark stormy night. The man was in a room. the eletricity was out. There were some strange noises.
Especially from the bathroom. The man was rich and the bathroom was as big as usual person's house and it was creepy. He couldn't go in because there was no eletricity but he really needed it so he went in there..
The man couldn't see anything. Creepy sounds continued . Then he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned slowly.....
   He saw 2 red lights flying towards him. He was so scared that he ran around like a mad bull and he fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a very creepy room with a rifel besides him.
    " Hmm... am I still dreaming? He looked at the rifel. "I'm dreaming surely". He said. Then he heared a voice.
"You are not dreaming" "you are dreaming inside a dream". The voice said.
    "What?!" "Wake me up! Wake me up!" The man shouted in horror.Then from his back, a rifel hit him and the poor man fell asleep yet again....
    When the man woke up in the real world, he tried not to dream. But he did.  he was in the space shuttle. An idiot passanger pushed the man out. He died in the dream. Maybe it was real or it could have been a dream inside a dream.   
   In the real world this man didn`t die. He just fell into a coma. When he didn`t go to his regular CEO seat, people started to worry. The man was not a social person but he was good at making money. So the Co-president became president. The company`s money fell but they were happy for the freedom. 
   Meanwhile his family hated him as well but they carried him of to the hospital. The doctor said there was no hope of him living. They buried him and had a funeral. You know how many people came? ! . His mother.
She didn`t cry. She only cursed him. So he died not happily ever after.
                                                          THE END

Chainwriting : If I were an Alien

 If I were an alien, l would be working at the time. Many books claim that aliens are ahead  us in technology. My dream is to be a writer. I want to write a book that says aliens are behind us in technology. I was sweating. We were building as castle. I yelled a to others who were resting. I spoke English. It was the name of the language a skin colored alien had transfered to us. Legend has it that the same alien was coming today. We were building a castle for our race`s savior.
      For the sake of our reader, I will explain things I eat. Mostly I eat the parasite race. They are not as intelligent as us so we eat them. We named our planet Mars, as the alien told us to do. Inside the canyon there are many healthy things. The parasites eat them and we eat them. They aren`t tasty but they are the only things to eat. We rarely have roots of a delicious plant. My body color is blue and whoever sees or imagines us with their bare eyes will turn into our race. Our developed lungs, as the alien says, can make air with only a slight bit of air. We can see the huge blue ball that is slowly turns black. It is scary. The alien who often visits often has water flowing from his eyes, saying that he is the last human alive. I don`t know what it means but it looks like it isn`t good.
     What is happening! I was writing this story and I`m changing into the same alien race on Mars!!!!

     Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diamante poem

                                                                         King
                                                        powerful           descendant
                                                   killing         punishing         ruling
                                          emperor      servant    election    vise president
                                                 law making    calming(citizen) obverving
                                                         Blue House  White House
                                                                        President

                                                              Ocean Animals
                                                               deep fasinating
                                               waterskiing       scaba diving     fishing

                                        blowfish       turtles             fishing           pelican

                                                landing     running     scavenging

                                                                cacti       tortise

                                                                 Land Animals                                                                   

Wacky Web Tale

Apple Surprise

    2222, Palo Alto—What was supposed to be a routine apple-picking trip turned into something much more. Kevin Park and Ricky went to Obama's farm to pick apples. This was a funny sort of farm! To get to the orchard, they rode on a(n) spaceship driven by Bill Gates! Kevin Park and Ricky went about picking their apples, and they filled two big bags with the most Yellow apples they had ever seen.

Suddenly, Steven Jobs happened to ride by on a(n) octopus and offered to turn the apples into a delicious pie, right there in the orchard. Kevin Park and Ricky didn't believe that this was possible, but they agreed. Steven Jobstold them to close their eyes, and before they knew it, the apples were steaming, hot apple pies. Kevin and Ricky couldn't believe their eyes! They were so amazed, they ran home and called 조선일보. When Obama was contacted about this matter, a reporter was informed that this “miracle” was “just a really curious practical joke”!

Wacky Web Tales

All a Dream

    I fell asleep yesterday listening to an old album that my mom had. I really enjoyed it, though I had a weird dream. It was kind of like one of the old songs.

I've been workin' in space,
All the dreamy day.
I've been workin' in space,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the whistle suffocating?
Rise up so early in the morn.
Don't you hear Steven Jobs shouting
“Chul Min, Give your horn? ”

Chul Min, won't you Give,
Chul Min, won't you Give,
Chul Min, won't you Give your horn?
Chul Min, won't you Give,
Chul Min, won't you Give,
Chul Min, won't you Give your horn?

Someone's in the bathroom with Chul Min.
Someone's in the bathroom, I know.
Someone's in the bathroom with Chul Min
Strumming on the old trumpet.

    It was the weirdest dream I've had in a long time!T

Wacky Web tale

On the Track of Bigfoot

    One scary day, our class went hiking along the Suji River. Like all cool hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried friends, milk, and one smelly foot.

As we walked along the trail, Mr. Garrioch noticed a(n) funny footprint. “Do you think a(n) printer made these tracks?” Mr. Garrioch asked.

     “No, but let's follow them anyway,” suggested Dong Ju.

    We murdered for hours. Then I screamed, “Oh my god! I think I see a huge brain.”

“shut up!” we heard someone say. It was 고용규 principle.

“고용규 principle!” we screamed. “We thought you were a huge brain!”

“Do I look like a huge brain? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for firestorms. There are lots of them here along the Suji River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes.”

“Shut up!!” everyone said.

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Annoying Orange

                                               The Annoying Orange
    The Annoying Orange is an American comedy web series created by Dane Boedigheimer in 2009. It stars an humanlike orange named The Annoying Orange (often simply named as "Orange") who annoys other fruits, vegetables and other things in each episode by telling rude  jokes. The popularity of the show has made The Annoying Orange become the subject of videos, toys, shirts, costumes and other things.

                                                   The Plot

     Orange resides on a kitchen counter, which he shares with his best friend Pear, a Bartlett pear, also voiced by Boedigheimer. Other fruits on the counter include Passion, a female passionfruitplayed by Justine Ezarik, a grapefruit, a tiny apple known as Midget Apple, a small marshmallow, and an old lemon named Grandpa Lemon. Most episodes consist of Orange heckling other characters, the latter of which often become annoyed and meet a sudden and gruesome end, usually by evisceration with a chef's knife (although the implements used to cut them up range from a blender to a toypinwheel). Orange tries to warn them about it before it happens, by blurting out the weapon-in-use, such as "Knife!"

    Orange has several recurring mannerisms. He often begins an episode by stating "Hey, (name of character)!" until they get frustrated enough to respond, and often refers to said character as a play on the object's name or appearance. He uses various tactics annoys people, usually by telling rude and offensive jokes, burping, and making childish noises with his tongue. Orange has a braying laugh as annoying as his voice, and he often tells the objects he annoys, "You're an apple!" if he does not like them.

    Orange is the main character. He has yellow teeth, gray eyes, and an odd laugh.( I don`t know how to explain it. )  One of his common words are "No, I'm not. I'm an orange!". 

    Pear is Orange`s best friend. He is a Barlitt pear. He resides in the same counter as Orange. Even though they are friends, Pear has become annoyed to the point when he wants to kill himself. He is obviously smarter than Orange and tries to help others keep control. 

    Passionfruit is a fruit also constantly insulted by Orange. She tries to stop Orange from annoying other characters. Orange has a crush on her.

    Midget Apple is a character also voiced by Dane Boedigheimer. He is what Americans call a red delicious apple. He is friends with most of the characters. He is closest to Marshmellow He doesn`t like being called midget apple and likes being called Little Apple.

    Marshmellow is a character that is childish. He has a small and squeeky voice. He is also friends with Orange especially is friends with Apple. He is a cheerful and happy character. He claims that he likes puppies, and unicorns, and bunnies, and rainbows, and clouds, and kittens, and bunnies, and rainbows". The character is shown to absorb significant damage to his body, such as from cuts, fire, and throwing stars, and emerge largely unscathed. Despite his cuteness, size, and cheerfulness, when enraged by something or someone, he tends to massive damage, both to his friends and to the area around him. 

                                  Background Characters

    Grapefruit, voiced by Robert Jennings, first appeared to Passion of the Fruit as Orange`s enemy. He often starts in insults with Orange. The character was killed by Knife. He reappears in  Frankenfruit.

    Grandpa Lemon, played by Kevin Brueck, is an elderly lemon forgets easily, and has a habit of falling asleep. He is the only one not annoyed by Orange. He like grapefruit, was killed by Knife. He also reappears in  Frankenfruit.

    Knife, voiced by Kevin Nalty, was initially introduced simply as a kitchen tool in The Annoying Orange. He appears when Orange announces his presence, proceeding to slice up the other fruits and vegetables. His first appearance as a character was in No More Mr. Knife Guy. Knife is shown to be at odds with his role in the series, hating his life because of how he is used. His mortal enemy is a knife sharpener due to the pain involved.