Diamante poem

                                                                         King
                                                        powerful           descendant
                                                   killing         punishing         ruling
                                          emperor      servant    election    vise president
                                                 law making    calming(citizen) obverving
                                                         Blue House  White House
                                                                        President

                                                              Ocean Animals
                                                               deep fasinating
                                               waterskiing       scaba diving     fishing

                                        blowfish       turtles             fishing           pelican

                                                landing     running     scavenging

                                                                cacti       tortise

                                                                 Land Animals                                                                   

Wacky Web Tale

Apple Surprise

    2222, Palo Alto—What was supposed to be a routine apple-picking trip turned into something much more. Kevin Park and Ricky went to Obama's farm to pick apples. This was a funny sort of farm! To get to the orchard, they rode on a(n) spaceship driven by Bill Gates! Kevin Park and Ricky went about picking their apples, and they filled two big bags with the most Yellow apples they had ever seen.

Suddenly, Steven Jobs happened to ride by on a(n) octopus and offered to turn the apples into a delicious pie, right there in the orchard. Kevin Park and Ricky didn't believe that this was possible, but they agreed. Steven Jobstold them to close their eyes, and before they knew it, the apples were steaming, hot apple pies. Kevin and Ricky couldn't believe their eyes! They were so amazed, they ran home and called 조선일보. When Obama was contacted about this matter, a reporter was informed that this “miracle” was “just a really curious practical joke”!

Wacky Web Tales

All a Dream

    I fell asleep yesterday listening to an old album that my mom had. I really enjoyed it, though I had a weird dream. It was kind of like one of the old songs.

I've been workin' in space,
All the dreamy day.
I've been workin' in space,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the whistle suffocating?
Rise up so early in the morn.
Don't you hear Steven Jobs shouting
“Chul Min, Give your horn? ”

Chul Min, won't you Give,
Chul Min, won't you Give,
Chul Min, won't you Give your horn?
Chul Min, won't you Give,
Chul Min, won't you Give,
Chul Min, won't you Give your horn?

Someone's in the bathroom with Chul Min.
Someone's in the bathroom, I know.
Someone's in the bathroom with Chul Min
Strumming on the old trumpet.

    It was the weirdest dream I've had in a long time!T

Wacky Web tale

On the Track of Bigfoot

    One scary day, our class went hiking along the Suji River. Like all cool hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried friends, milk, and one smelly foot.

As we walked along the trail, Mr. Garrioch noticed a(n) funny footprint. “Do you think a(n) printer made these tracks?” Mr. Garrioch asked.

     “No, but let's follow them anyway,” suggested Dong Ju.

    We murdered for hours. Then I screamed, “Oh my god! I think I see a huge brain.”

“shut up!” we heard someone say. It was 고용규 principle.

“고용규 principle!” we screamed. “We thought you were a huge brain!”

“Do I look like a huge brain? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for firestorms. There are lots of them here along the Suji River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes.”

“Shut up!!” everyone said.

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